Dick with the New Parent Dipstick Kit
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New Parent Dipstick Kit

$79.00

"They let you take it home."

Somehow, they just hand you a baby and send you on your way.

The New Parent Dipstick Kit is packed with the stuff you'll actually use when you're tired, covered in something questionable, and running mostly on coffee.

Inside the kit:

  • Eye mask
  • Baby on Board sticker
  • Girdle drinking box gag
  • Tide stain remover
  • Coffee mug + instant coffee
  • First aid kit
  • Baby wipes
  • Booger wipes
  • Diapers
  • Liquid IV
  • Pacifier
  • Diaper rash cream
  • Bib

Basically, a starter kit for helping the parents feel a little more prepared—and a lot more appreciated.

Styled New Parent Dipstick Kit

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